There once was a dame so fair and so clean that all the men in the world wished to walk where she'd been. But she was no fool, and she knew what she wanted only to rock legends was her full approval flaunted. Through the caverns of time did her fancy fall removing from thence those most worthy of all. Ten thousand musicians waxed fit in their prime crawled out of the void for the battle of time. They knew what their cause, and why they were there; even from the first second their eyes caught her hair. The slaughter ensued, one-by-one they fell, each one subdued by another's symphonic spell. So it continued, 'til just two remained; not petty musicians like Justin Timberlake and Kurt Cobain. No, TRUE heroes whose auditory debauchery is next to none; men who make hearts cry: Paul McCartney and John Lennon.